Friday, July 15, 2016

Go Diego Go Rogue One


In this shot of Rogue One, Diego Luna is encouraged by his fellow Rebel Jyn Erso.


The Force Awakens Sequel Rogue One


Not everyone knows that Rogue One is set before Episode Four, A New Hope. Use this meme to help educate the less educated. And by help I mean mock :D

Join The Empire They Said


Join the Empire, they said. See exotic places they said. They didn't mention anything about hunting rebel scum on the beach and getting my toes all soaked. 

Sunday, June 5, 2016

That Comment was Worth One Quarter Poe-Tion


A take-off on Unkar Plutt's often memed "That Comment Was Worth One Quarter Portion".

Friday, May 6, 2016

Revenge of the Sixth


The world celebrates May the Fourth. But since I'm Jakkuish, I celebrate Orthodox Star Wars Day.

Or in other words...

"At last we shall reveal ourselves to the world. At last we shall have our holiday.

Happy Revenge of the Sixth!

Sunday, April 10, 2016

Mon Mothma Prophecies



Something was wrong. Only one person could stop it. But would she?

There's more to this than meets the eye...

Grand Admiral Thrawn is Not Amused


C'mon Disney! You've been great! Now give us Grand Admiral Thrawn!!!

...please??

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Take the Prisoners to Cell Block 1138 Meme


Poor BB-8. He really wanted a part in the epic "Lawrence of Jakkubia" but he kept getting his lines wrong.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Star Wars is Alive...With The Force Awakens

*****SPOILERS FOR THE FORCE AWAKENS BELOW*****

As a music geek, I was ruminating on the new Star Wars movie and came up with a Solfege based on Star Wars. It goes:

Poe, Rey, Mee, Sa, So, Lo, Tee, Do!

Knowing quite a few Star Wars geeks, a friend rose to the occasion and provided this lovely graphic:



Maybe it should have been Gree Do! But I digress from the point, because after I mentioned the new Starfege, another friend challenged me to come up with Sound of Music lyrics for it. So without further ado, I present: Star Wars is Alive. To the tune of "The Hills are Alive" from The Sound of Music. Natch.




Star Wars is alive, with The Force Awakens
With tales they have told for a thousand years
The stormtrooper Finn, sees his friend get taken
But Han knows his fate is already here

And Poe flies his Wing like he's Walker of the Skies that
That flew from the Star to the Snow
And Ren wants to be like his gramps
that beat all the Jedi we know

To roar like a Wookie when it's mad
that his life debt was in vain
Continue the fight
Though the Princess feels the pain

I go see Star Wars and my heart is happy
I hope what I see is not just a fluke
My heart will be thrilled with the next movie
When we see more Luke