Friday, July 15, 2016
The Force Awakens Sequel Rogue One
Not everyone knows that Rogue One is set before Episode Four, A New Hope. Use this meme to help educate the less educated. And by help I mean mock :D
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Meme,
Rogue One,
Star Wars,
The Force Awakens
Join The Empire They Said
Join the Empire, they said. See exotic places they said. They didn't mention anything about hunting rebel scum on the beach and getting my toes all soaked.
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Meme,
Rogue One,
Star Wars,
Stormtrooper
Sunday, June 5, 2016
Friday, May 6, 2016
Revenge of the Sixth
The world celebrates May the Fourth. But since I'm Jakkuish, I celebrate Orthodox Star Wars Day.
Or in other words...
"At last we shall reveal ourselves to the world. At last we shall have our holiday.
Happy Revenge of the Sixth!
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May the Fourth,
Meme,
Revenge of the Sixth,
Star Wars,
Star Wars Day
Sunday, April 10, 2016
Mon Mothma Prophecies
Something was wrong. Only one person could stop it. But would she?
There's more to this than meets the eye...
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Admiral Ackbar,
Meme,
Mon Mothma,
Return of the Jedi,
Star Wars
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
Take the Prisoners to Cell Block 1138 Meme
Poor BB-8. He really wanted a part in the epic "Lawrence of Jakkubia" but he kept getting his lines wrong.
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Kylo Montoya
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Force Awakens,
Humor,
Inigo Montoya,
Kylo Montoya,
Kylo Ren,
Meme,
Princess Bride,
Star Wars
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Star Wars is Alive...With The Force Awakens
*****SPOILERS FOR THE FORCE AWAKENS BELOW*****
As a music geek, I was ruminating on the new Star Wars movie and came up with a Solfege based on Star Wars. It goes:
Poe, Rey, Mee, Sa, So, Lo, Tee, Do!
Knowing quite a few Star Wars geeks, a friend rose to the occasion and provided this lovely graphic:
Maybe it should have been Gree Do! But I digress from the point, because after I mentioned the new Starfege, another friend challenged me to come up with Sound of Music lyrics for it. So without further ado, I present: Star Wars is Alive. To the tune of "The Hills are Alive" from The Sound of Music. Natch.
Star Wars is alive, with The Force Awakens
With tales they have told for a thousand years
The stormtrooper Finn, sees his friend get taken
But Han knows his fate is already here
And Poe flies his Wing like he's Walker of the Skies that
That flew from the Star to the Snow
And Ren wants to be like his gramps
that beat all the Jedi we know
To roar like a Wookie when it's mad
that his life debt was in vain
Continue the fight
Though the Princess feels the pain
I go see Star Wars and my heart is happy
I hope what I see is not just a fluke
My heart will be thrilled with the next movie
When we see more Luke
As a music geek, I was ruminating on the new Star Wars movie and came up with a Solfege based on Star Wars. It goes:
Poe, Rey, Mee, Sa, So, Lo, Tee, Do!
Knowing quite a few Star Wars geeks, a friend rose to the occasion and provided this lovely graphic:
Maybe it should have been Gree Do! But I digress from the point, because after I mentioned the new Starfege, another friend challenged me to come up with Sound of Music lyrics for it. So without further ado, I present: Star Wars is Alive. To the tune of "The Hills are Alive" from The Sound of Music. Natch.
Star Wars is alive, with The Force Awakens
With tales they have told for a thousand years
The stormtrooper Finn, sees his friend get taken
But Han knows his fate is already here
And Poe flies his Wing like he's Walker of the Skies that
That flew from the Star to the Snow
And Ren wants to be like his gramps
that beat all the Jedi we know
To roar like a Wookie when it's mad
that his life debt was in vain
Continue the fight
Though the Princess feels the pain
I go see Star Wars and my heart is happy
I hope what I see is not just a fluke
My heart will be thrilled with the next movie
When we see more Luke
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